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Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP

How many different masks do people need for the pandemic?

Men - 2
Women - 57 (to match various outfits)

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Ain't that the truth Yogi!
My after the fact wife had over 60 pairs of shoes, over 30 purses not counting the small clutch purses.
And she was really big into hats too. Just the big hats she stored in hat boxes, there were at least 18 on the main closet shelf, and probably close to 40 smaller hats, some of them stacked up like pancakes, hi hi.
And accessories to go with everything. She loved to dress the part, usually something that went with where we were going.

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Brother Ben @SentenceReduced

Fries should be offered more often like yes your mortgage is approved would you like fries with that?

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Olivia Nuzzi @Olivianuzzi

The gist was, there was a flood and a guy prayed to God for His intervention. When a helicopter came to save him, he waved it off. He wanted divine help, not a mortal rescue crew. He died. When he saw God, he asked why He didn’t help him. God said, I tried! I sent a helicopter!

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Kitty
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Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a nice bottle of bourbon.

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Money may not be everything, but it is way the heck ahead of whatever is in second place, hi hi.

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The Dad Briefs™ @SladeWentworth

Go ahead, use only the amount of garlic that the recipe calls for.

Psycho.

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Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
27 Nov 2013
Happy Thanksgiving to all--even the haters and losers!

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