BFC Limericks
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Sardines in the morning are good
they taste bettter than they should
With plenty of oil,
they taste bettter than they should
With plenty of oil,
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Sardines in the morning are good
they taste bettter than they should
With plenty of oil,
and a buttered roll
they taste bettter than they should
With plenty of oil,
and a buttered roll
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Sardines in the morning are good
they taste bettter than they should
With plenty of oil,
and a buttered roll
the pilchards're misunderstood.
they taste bettter than they should
With plenty of oil,
and a buttered roll
the pilchards're misunderstood.
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oh brilliant, I thought I landed you in the soup!
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Re: BFC Limericks
Sir Tomsk - you need to contribute a line of poetry with each reply.
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I went to Peking for a duck
but on arriving I was out of luck
but on arriving I was out of luck
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Try and do 8 syllables in the 1st, 2nd and last lines, T.
It makes it more tricky to fit the words in and shows
what thought's gone into it.
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I went to Peking for a duck
but on arriving I was out of luck
With crispy thin skin,
It makes it more tricky to fit the words in and shows
what thought's gone into it.
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I went to Peking for a duck
but on arriving I was out of luck
With crispy thin skin,
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yeah, what Icey said
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I went to Peking for a duck
but on arriving I was out of luck
With crispy thin skin,
and a cup of gin
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I went to Peking for a duck
but on arriving I was out of luck
With crispy thin skin,
and a cup of gin
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I went to Peking for a duck
but on arriving I was out of luck
With crispy thin skin,
and a cup of gin
I was drunk, and still got no pluck.
but on arriving I was out of luck
With crispy thin skin,
and a cup of gin
I was drunk, and still got no pluck.
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I met a farmer without shoes
His poor toe nails he thought he'd lose.
He watched where he stepped
His poor toe nails he thought he'd lose.
He watched where he stepped
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I met a farmer without shoes
His poor toe nails he thought he'd lose.
He watched where he stepped
In slippers he slept,
His poor toe nails he thought he'd lose.
He watched where he stepped
In slippers he slept,
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I met a farmer without shoes
His poor toe nails he thought he'd lose.
He watched where he stepped
In slippers he slept,
after drinking a pint of booze.
His poor toe nails he thought he'd lose.
He watched where he stepped
In slippers he slept,
after drinking a pint of booze.
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A woman was niggly as hell,
She pestered most angels as well
She pestered most angels as well
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A woman was niggly as hell,
She pestered most angels as well
God frowned at her mood,
She pestered most angels as well
God frowned at her mood,
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A woman was niggly as hell,
She pestered most angels as well
God frowned at her mood,
They had a big feud,
She pestered most angels as well
God frowned at her mood,
They had a big feud,
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A woman was niggly as hell,
She pestered most angels as well
God frowned at her mood,
They had a big feud,
from heaven he did her propel.
She pestered most angels as well
God frowned at her mood,
They had a big feud,
from heaven he did her propel.