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Re: BFC Limericks
Posted: 28 Mar 2015, 23:29
by Icey
Sardines in the morning are good
they taste bettter than they should
With plenty of oil,
Re: BFC Limericks
Posted: 29 Mar 2015, 02:17
by tomsk
Sardines in the morning are good
they taste bettter than they should
With plenty of oil,
and a buttered roll
Re: BFC Limericks
Posted: 29 Mar 2015, 02:31
by Icey
Sardines in the morning are good
they taste bettter than they should
With plenty of oil,
and a buttered roll
the pilchards're misunderstood.
Re: BFC Limericks
Posted: 29 Mar 2015, 03:12
by tomsk
oh brilliant, I thought I landed you in the soup!
Re: BFC Limericks
Posted: 29 Mar 2015, 14:39
by forumadmin
Sir Tomsk - you need to contribute a line of poetry with each reply.
Re: BFC Limericks
Posted: 29 Mar 2015, 14:42
by yogi
I went to Peking for a duck
Re: BFC Limericks
Posted: 29 Mar 2015, 19:15
by tomsk
I went to Peking for a duck
but on arriving I was out of luck
Re: BFC Limericks
Posted: 29 Mar 2015, 23:31
by Icey
Try and do 8 syllables in the 1st, 2nd and last lines, T.
It makes it more tricky to fit the words in and shows
what thought's gone into it.
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I went to Peking for a duck
but on arriving I was out of luck
With crispy thin skin,
Re: BFC Limericks
Posted: 30 Mar 2015, 00:33
by yogi
yeah, what Icey said
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I went to Peking for a duck
but on arriving I was out of luck
With crispy thin skin,
and a cup of gin
Re: BFC Limericks
Posted: 30 Mar 2015, 01:05
by Icey
I went to Peking for a duck
but on arriving I was out of luck
With crispy thin skin,
and a cup of gin
I was drunk, and still got no pluck.
Re: BFC Limericks
Posted: 31 Mar 2015, 20:55
by yogi
I met a farmer without shoes
Re: BFC Limericks
Posted: 31 Mar 2015, 22:14
by Icey
I met a farmer without shoes
His poor toe nails he thought he'd lose.
Re: BFC Limericks
Posted: 01 Apr 2015, 04:42
by yogi
I met a farmer without shoes
His poor toe nails he thought he'd lose.
He watched where he stepped
Re: BFC Limericks
Posted: 01 Apr 2015, 18:05
by Icey
I met a farmer without shoes
His poor toe nails he thought he'd lose.
He watched where he stepped
In slippers he slept,
Re: BFC Limericks
Posted: 02 Apr 2015, 00:24
by yogi
I met a farmer without shoes
His poor toe nails he thought he'd lose.
He watched where he stepped
In slippers he slept,
after drinking a pint of booze.
Re: BFC Limericks
Posted: 02 Apr 2015, 19:06
by Icey
A woman was niggly as hell,
Re: BFC Limericks
Posted: 02 Apr 2015, 19:16
by yogi
A woman was niggly as hell,
She pestered most angels as well
Re: BFC Limericks
Posted: 03 Apr 2015, 20:51
by Icey
A woman was niggly as hell,
She pestered most angels as well
God frowned at her mood,
Re: BFC Limericks
Posted: 04 Apr 2015, 11:46
by yogi
A woman was niggly as hell,
She pestered most angels as well
God frowned at her mood,
They had a big feud,
Re: BFC Limericks
Posted: 04 Apr 2015, 18:00
by Icey
A woman was niggly as hell,
She pestered most angels as well
God frowned at her mood,
They had a big feud,
from heaven he did her propel.