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I went to sea to see a whale
The boast capsized in Force Nine gale.
I thought I would drown
and bobbed up and down
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I went to sea to see a whale
The boast capsized in Force Nine gale.
I thought I would drown
and bobbed up and down
I came ashore looking quite pale.
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'Twas in the merry month of May
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'Twas in the merry month of May
when young maidens of yore would pray
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'Twas in the merry month of May
when young maidens of yore would pray
and celebrate spring,
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'Twas in the merry month of May
when young maidens of yore would pray
and celebrate spring,
while their suitors sing
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Twas in the merry month of May
when young maidens of yore would pray
and celebrate spring,
while their suitors sing
and dance under maypoles each day.
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There one was a pot belly pig
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There one was a pot belly pig
who ate six truffles and a fig.
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There once was a pot belly pig
who ate six truffles and a fig.
You could hear him purr
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There once was a pot belly pig
who ate six truffles and a fig.
You could hear him purr
when food did occur
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There once was a pot belly pig
who ate six truffles and a fig.
You could hear him purr
when food did occur
and made him dance the Irish jig.
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Two men went to sea in a boat.
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Two men went to sea in a boat
traveling to an island remote.
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Two men went to sea in a boat
traveling to an island remote.
They dug round for gold
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Two men went to sea in a boat
traveling to an island remote.
They dug round for gold
Soon filling the hold
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Two men went to sea in a boat
traveling to an island remote.
They dug round for gold
Soon filling the hold
but weight sank the boat, so no gloat!
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It's four o'clock and time for tea
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It's four o'clock and time for tea
with nice fruit scones, that's all for me.
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It's four o'clock and time for tea
with nice fruit scones, that's all for me.
A vase of flowers
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