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In Jersey the girls are pretty
and therefore begins my ditty.
I'll sing of their praise
like in olden days
Now, don't you think that is witty?

A man had a tooth that fell out.

A man had a tooth that fell out.
He thought it was due to his gout

A man had a tooth that fell out.
He thought it was due to his gout
He bandaged the hole,

A man had a tooth that fell out.
He thought it was due to his gout
He bandaged the hole,
which made his eyes roll

A man had a tooth that fell out.
He thought it was due to his gout
He bandaged the hole,
which made his eyes roll
But pain in his foot made him shout.

I once saw a girl in Roxcy

I once saw a girl in Roxcy
who went by the name of Moxy

The first line was OK on its own Tomsk. Someone else adds the next line .... oh LOL!
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I once saw a girl in Roxcy
who went by the name of Moxy
She lived in a flat,

I once saw a girl in Roxcy
who went by the name of Moxy
She lived in a flat,
and wore a red hat,

I once saw a girl in Roxcy
who went by the name of Moxy
She lived in a flat,
and wore a red hat,
and with pointed ears looked foxy.

Weather in London is foggy

Weather in London is foggy
Can't see an inch and feel groggy.

Weather in London is foggy
Can't see an inch and feel groggy.
You can't see Big Ben

Weather in London is foggy
Can't see an inch and feel groggy.
You can't see Big Ben
It's even worse when

Weather in London is foggy
Can't see an inch and feel groggy.
You can't see Big Ben
It's even worse when
You go out walking your doggie.

There was a young lady called Anne

There was a young lady called Anne.
Nothing she tried went by the plan.

There was a young lady called Anne.
Nothing she tried went by the plan.
She muddled straight through,

There was a young lady called Anne.
Nothing she tried went by the plan.
She muddled straight through
never said boo hoo