BFC Limericks

[yogi]

In Jersey the girls are pretty
and therefore begins my ditty.
I'll sing of their praise
like in olden days
Now, don't you think that is witty?

[Icey]

A man had a tooth that fell out.

[yogi]

A man had a tooth that fell out.
He thought it was due to his gout

[Icey]

A man had a tooth that fell out.
He thought it was due to his gout
He bandaged the hole,

[yogi]

A man had a tooth that fell out.
He thought it was due to his gout
He bandaged the hole,
which made his eyes roll

[Icey]

A man had a tooth that fell out.
He thought it was due to his gout
He bandaged the hole,
which made his eyes roll
But pain in his foot made him shout.

[yogi]

I once saw a girl in Roxcy

[tomsk]

I once saw a girl in Roxcy
who went by the name of Moxy

[Icey]

The first line was OK on its own Tomsk. Someone else adds the next line .... oh LOL!
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I once saw a girl in Roxcy
who went by the name of Moxy
She lived in a flat,

[yogi]

I once saw a girl in Roxcy
who went by the name of Moxy
She lived in a flat,
and wore a red hat,

[Icey]

I once saw a girl in Roxcy
who went by the name of Moxy
She lived in a flat,
and wore a red hat,
and with pointed ears looked foxy.

[yogi]

Weather in London is foggy

[Icey]

Weather in London is foggy
Can't see an inch and feel groggy.

[yogi]

Weather in London is foggy
Can't see an inch and feel groggy.
You can't see Big Ben

[Icey]

Weather in London is foggy
Can't see an inch and feel groggy.
You can't see Big Ben
It's even worse when

[yogi]

Weather in London is foggy
Can't see an inch and feel groggy.
You can't see Big Ben
It's even worse when
You go out walking your doggie.

[Icey]

There was a young lady called Anne

[yogi]

There was a young lady called Anne.
Nothing she tried went by the plan.

[Icey]

There was a young lady called Anne.
Nothing she tried went by the plan.
She muddled straight through,

[yogi]

There was a young lady called Anne.
Nothing she tried went by the plan.
She muddled straight through
never said boo hoo