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Re: Tweets - Notes to Self
Posted: 21 Dec 2019, 16:38
by yogi
The Tao of Now @InTheNoosphere
the weather service in Puerto Vallarta just put out an emergency winter weather warning :
overnight temperatures are expected to dip below 60 degrees
Re: Tweets - Notes to Self
Posted: 03 Jan 2020, 01:40
by yogi
Catstrey @CatstreyDave
To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart. Sounds easy but the process is painstaking.
Re: Tweets - Notes to Self
Posted: 05 Jan 2020, 01:34
by yogi
Sam Sykes @SamSykesSwears
“I want to devour people. I’m tired of being told I can’t be a cannibal. Let me in your house so I can devour you.”
no
“CENSORED ONCE AGAIN BY THE OUTRAGE MOB I CANT BELIEVE WHAT THIS WORLD IS COMING TO”
Re: Tweets - Notes to Self
Posted: 08 Jan 2020, 17:56
by yogi
George Takei @GeorgeTakei
A good way to help the climate crisis is to reduce your personal consumption of Meatloaf.
Re: Tweets - Notes to Self
Posted: 16 Jan 2020, 00:52
by yogi
French Benefits
@10kbabyspiders
*rubs Doritos on both of my wrists and behind each ear*
*opens Twitter*
Re: Tweets - Notes to Self
Posted: 17 Jan 2020, 01:39
by yogi
Programming Wisdom @CodeWisdom
“Be curious. Read widely. Try new things. I think a lot of what people call intelligence boils down to curiosity.” - Aaron Swartz
Re: Tweets - Notes to Self
Posted: 21 Jan 2020, 21:29
by yogi
Bart @bartandsoul
Got a steroid shot at the dr and then I drank two Red Bull’s and now I can eat barbed wire
Re: Tweets - Notes to Self
Posted: 31 Jan 2020, 16:18
by yogi
Bart @bartandsoul
You wanna know what isn’t appreciated at a PTA meeting?
Yodeling
Apparently
Re: Tweets - Notes to Self
Posted: 31 Jan 2020, 16:38
by yogi
ProfHelen @Helenhs
Don’t eat or handle bats.
I need to feel useful!
Re: Tweets - Notes to Self
Posted: 31 Jan 2020, 21:59
by yogi
Freudianscripts @freudianscript
My absence has never made anyone's heart grow fonder.
Re: Tweets - Notes to Self
Posted: 01 Feb 2020, 18:22
by Kellemora
Mine either!
Re: Tweets - Notes to Self
Posted: 02 Feb 2020, 17:58
by yogi
the light of ancient mistakes @mephisto_kur
Lives in an 80s sitcom. Sees a fire. Throws a random bucket of super flammable liquid (that just happens to be sitting there) at it.
Audience laughs as the set burns down, then the studio, then the lot, then the city.
Audience continues to laugh as they burst into flames.
Re: Tweets - Notes to Self
Posted: 03 Feb 2020, 00:27
by yogi
Kiss my Fat Ash @Tobi_Is_Fab
18 Sep 2019
Ask for spotted dick in Britain and you get pudding with suet and fruit.
Ask for spotted dick in the US and you get herpes.
Re: Tweets - Notes to Self
Posted: 04 Feb 2020, 16:44
by yogi
Pat Malach @Pat_Malach
Replying to @xeni
So far we've got locusts in Africa and a plague in China, if it starts raining frogs somewhere I'm out
Re: Tweets - Notes to Self
Posted: 08 Feb 2020, 22:35
by yogi
Amish PornStar™ @AmishPornStar1
If ignorance is bliss...
There should be a lot more happy people out there.
Re: Tweets - Notes to Self
Posted: 11 Feb 2020, 00:43
by yogi
now what @jaimiealley
you can put pizza stuff in a quesadilla, embrace the lawlessness
Re: Tweets - Notes to Self
Posted: 12 Feb 2020, 01:40
by yogi
SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity
“What, you’ve kept Windows broken this whole time? You could have fixed it automatically?”
Microsoft: “What fun would that be?”
Re: Tweets - Notes to Self
Posted: 16 Feb 2020, 21:17
by yogi
Philip Arnold @PJA64X
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that someone might be looking. — H. L. Mencken
Re: Tweets - Notes to Self
Posted: 18 Feb 2020, 21:16
by yogi
Jödingers
Cat @JodingersCat
Who called them nuns and not creatures of habit?
Re: Tweets - Notes to Self
Posted: 19 Feb 2020, 00:59
by yogi
Matt May @mattmay
Levels of friendship for #ADHD people
1. you are okay
2. we are friends
3. you're my best friend
4. I would walk into a burning building to rescue you
5. I will read a book that you recommend
French Benefits
Cat @JodingersCat