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Re: Tweets - Notes to Self

Posted: 24 Sep 2020, 22:20
by yogi
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP

How many different masks do people need for the pandemic?

Men - 2
Women - 57 (to match various outfits)

Re: Tweets - Notes to Self

Posted: 25 Sep 2020, 14:59
by Kellemora
Ain't that the truth Yogi!
My after the fact wife had over 60 pairs of shoes, over 30 purses not counting the small clutch purses.
And she was really big into hats too. Just the big hats she stored in hat boxes, there were at least 18 on the main closet shelf, and probably close to 40 smaller hats, some of them stacked up like pancakes, hi hi.
And accessories to go with everything. She loved to dress the part, usually something that went with where we were going.

Re: Tweets - Notes to Self

Posted: 26 Sep 2020, 00:22
by yogi
Brother Ben @SentenceReduced

Fries should be offered more often like yes your mortgage is approved would you like fries with that?

Re: Tweets - Notes to Self

Posted: 04 Oct 2020, 18:33
by yogi
Olivia Nuzzi @Olivianuzzi

The gist was, there was a flood and a guy prayed to God for His intervention. When a helicopter came to save him, he waved it off. He wanted divine help, not a mortal rescue crew. He died. When he saw God, he asked why He didn’t help him. God said, I tried! I sent a helicopter!

Re: Tweets - Notes to Self

Posted: 17 Nov 2020, 13:43
by yogi
Kitty
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@kittykrumley
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#AdviceFromMyAlterEgo
Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a nice bottle of bourbon.

Re: Tweets - Notes to Self

Posted: 17 Nov 2020, 15:29
by Kellemora
Money may not be everything, but it is way the heck ahead of whatever is in second place, hi hi.

Re: Tweets - Notes to Self

Posted: 18 Nov 2020, 01:34
by yogi
The Dad Briefs™ @SladeWentworth

Go ahead, use only the amount of garlic that the recipe calls for.

Psycho.

Re: Tweets - Notes to Self

Posted: 26 Nov 2020, 16:47
by yogi
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
27 Nov 2013
Happy Thanksgiving to all--even the haters and losers!