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Re: Tweets - Notes to Self

Posted: 24 Sep 2020, 22:20
by yogi
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP

How many different masks do people need for the pandemic?

Men - 2
Women - 57 (to match various outfits)

Re: Tweets - Notes to Self

Posted: 25 Sep 2020, 14:59
by Kellemora
Ain't that the truth Yogi!
My after the fact wife had over 60 pairs of shoes, over 30 purses not counting the small clutch purses.
And she was really big into hats too. Just the big hats she stored in hat boxes, there were at least 18 on the main closet shelf, and probably close to 40 smaller hats, some of them stacked up like pancakes, hi hi.
And accessories to go with everything. She loved to dress the part, usually something that went with where we were going.

Re: Tweets - Notes to Self

Posted: 26 Sep 2020, 00:22
by yogi
Brother Ben @SentenceReduced

Fries should be offered more often like yes your mortgage is approved would you like fries with that?

Re: Tweets - Notes to Self

Posted: 04 Oct 2020, 18:33
by yogi
Olivia Nuzzi @Olivianuzzi

The gist was, there was a flood and a guy prayed to God for His intervention. When a helicopter came to save him, he waved it off. He wanted divine help, not a mortal rescue crew. He died. When he saw God, he asked why He didn’t help him. God said, I tried! I sent a helicopter!

Re: Tweets - Notes to Self

Posted: 17 Nov 2020, 13:43
by yogi
Kitty
🐱
@kittykrumley
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#AdviceFromMyAlterEgo
Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a nice bottle of bourbon.

Re: Tweets - Notes to Self

Posted: 17 Nov 2020, 15:29
by Kellemora
Money may not be everything, but it is way the heck ahead of whatever is in second place, hi hi.

Re: Tweets - Notes to Self

Posted: 18 Nov 2020, 01:34
by yogi
The Dad Briefs™ @SladeWentworth

Go ahead, use only the amount of garlic that the recipe calls for.

Psycho.

Re: Tweets - Notes to Self

Posted: 26 Nov 2020, 16:47
by yogi
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
27 Nov 2013
Happy Thanksgiving to all--even the haters and losers!

Re: Tweets - Notes to Self

Posted: 02 Dec 2020, 00:39
by yogi
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Marcmywords @Marcmywords2

Damn girl, are you a snow globe, cuz you’re pretty flaky.

Re: Tweets - Notes to Self

Posted: 03 Dec 2020, 23:57
by yogi
ᴍꜱ.ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀᴋᴀᴛ💫 @WonderKat365

I'm all for a seance.
Let's call some spirits.
Starting with Jack Daniels.

Re: Tweets - Notes to Self

Posted: 19 Dec 2020, 22:41
by yogi
jinglebutt 🎄 @dugglebutt

Before there was Patent Leather there was Patent Pending Leather

Re: Tweets - Notes to Self

Posted: 20 Dec 2020, 15:59
by Kellemora
Hmm, I guess that is a logical assumption, hi hi.

Re: Tweets - Notes to Self

Posted: 31 Dec 2020, 16:06
by yogi
berFacts @UberFacts

98% of British people think they're nicer than 50% of the population

Re: Tweets - Notes to Self

Posted: 31 Dec 2020, 17:21
by Kellemora
Well, cherrio and pip pip old bean!

Re: Tweets - Notes to Self

Posted: 05 Jan 2021, 01:27
by yogi
Pjoyfarrar🌊🌊 @farrarpjoy

Dan Rather, who covered Watergate, summed up the contents perfectly on Twitter: "The audio of Trump with the Georgia secretary of state. Wow. It's like telling the Nixon tapes to 'hold my beer.' "
WaP

There are no words ...

Posted: 06 Jan 2021, 23:14
by yogi
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
These are the things and events that happen when a sacred landslide election victory is so unceremoniously & viciously stripped away from great patriots who have been badly & unfairly treated for so long. Go home with love & in peace. Remember this day forever!

Re: Tweets - Notes to Self

Posted: 07 Jan 2021, 17:40
by Kellemora
End of the use USA, beginning of the USSA - Underhanded Soviet Socialist Americastan!

Full-Term Abortions.
1st and 2nd Amendment repealed.
Guns Confiscated.
New Taxes in exponential proportions.

Do you really think we will climb into the boxcars quietly?

Re: Tweets - Notes to Self

Posted: 07 Jan 2021, 17:58
by yogi
YS
@NYinLA2121

I’d like to cancel my 2021 subscription.

I’ve experienced the free 7-day trial and I’m not interested.

Re: Tweets - Notes to Self

Posted: 07 Jan 2021, 18:11
by Kellemora
I saw that on Farcebook, and agree, hi hi.

Re: Tweets - Notes to Self

Posted: 26 Feb 2021, 01:34
by yogi
UberFacts @UberFacts

On D-day, a Scottish private played the bagpipes during the storming of Normandy

He was never shot at because the Germans thought he had gone mad