Tweets - Notes to Self

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Kellemora
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We called them nuns, only because we assumed they got none.
Seems this was not a verifiable fact, hi hi.

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@just-shower-thoughts

Nobody gave us the source code for how our bodies work so we’ve basically spent centuries reverse engineering ourselves

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onekade @onekade

Just saw a young white woman post a video of herself licking a surface in an airplane bathroom with the hashtag “corona challenge” and felt my anxiety spike about 1m anxieties

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There are a lot of sicko's out there!
Heck, just stop by Walmart and you'll find hundreds of them, hi hi.

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David Marcus @BlueBoxDave

A Rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar...

Then they got arrested.

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Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays

It’s getting harder to distinguish freedom-lovers from sociopaths.

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The Daily Shroom @TheDailyShroom

"Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth."

-Alan Watts

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Howard Mittelmark @HMittelmark

Reasons to buy the cow when you can get the milk for free

Investment
Steak
Novelty
Cow matches decor
Swore would someday own cow
Just like cows
Conversation starter
No appropriate container for milk other than cow
Status symbol
Mistake, thought it was dog
Independent thinker

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