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there was queer named John
who sat there and pondered upon
the meaning of life
So he took a wife,
All of which makes me yawn.

It's a small thing, but the implications are enormous. I live across from a subdivision of 300 homes where the homeowners pay a monthly fee to have the common grounds maintained. There is a homeowners association to manage it all. Me and three of my neighbors are an island of homes across t he stree...

there was queer named John
who sat there and pondered upon
the meaning of life

I know a woman in Great Britain
who with Prince Charles she was smitten.
He knew of her not

I know a woman in Great Britain

There once was a man on a cart,
heading out to find a sweetheart
He went to the Mall
and saw his best pal
but she was merely a till tart

There once was a man on a cart,
heading out to find a sweetheart

There was a young Lady called Vikki,
Who sat down on something sticky,
It stuck to her bum
like a gooey plum
Oh boy! That was very icky.

Sir tomsk - Thank you for your contribution. I will continue on with the writing. But first I should clarify how we have been doing things here in the limerick thread, which is not to say we much continue in the old tradition. Each person who contributes to the limerick starts or continues with a s...

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There was an old crab by the sea

A man felt a massive desire
To set a black cat on fire
It smouldered and stunk,
but then he was drunk

Icey - you are talking about what we call sleet. That phenomena generally occurs when the ground is not snow covered. Typically it indicates a transition from warm weather to colder weather. The sleet may freeze but is quickly melted with the first dose of direct sunlight. The first picture here wa...

A man felt a massive desire
To set a black cat on fire

I once rode a horse to the fair
then sold it for money, I swear.
I tried to get back
- collapsed on the track
then looked for another old mare.

I once rode a horse to the fair
then sold it for money, I swear.
I tried to get back

I once rode a horse to the fair

Circumcision seems to have its roots in religious rituals. All the operations I know of took place when the child was an infant and without incident. My question of why it was thought to be a good idea has still not been answered. I suppose it's just something that was always done so that the tradit...

There was a young lady from Leeds
Her garden had too many weeds
She laboured and dug,
She did pluck and tug

There was a young lady from Leeds
Her garden had too many weeds

Marcus seems to know a lot about things he implies do not exist. His arguments would not pass the critical thinking test, but belief in gods has a place here on earth. It's when people try to mix science and beliefs that problems arise.