well, I went to vacuum my car, it needing a heavy-duty going over after having collected dust for over a month. + kids' spilled chips, crumbs etc. yes it was a sight!
so I pull up to a vacuum area space and get to work. then a guy pulls up nose to nose in front of me. i'm thinking rude! any closer and we'd be kissing. oh, would you look at that, it's an audi...
another vehicle comes up a bit behind me, but because of the glare I didn't see anyone when I looked over. I went back to work, while mr audi owner was dusting, washing his windows, polishing or whatever hell he was doing; anything but vacuuming.
it took me 16 mins to return the interior to almost black. mr audi is still polishing knobs or something.
soon as I pulled away, the guy behind me jumps in. he'd been waiting all that time, while the duschbag leisurely twiddles away. I cannot fathom that level of self-absorption.