Tweets - Notes to Self

[yogi]

☠Êv¡£☠Genius☠ @That_Damn_Duck
26 Aug 2018
Inside every person, lurks a completely different person.

[Kellemora]

I'm several characters all living in the same body.
And some days it is hard to keep them all sorted out and straight, hi hi.

[yogi]

Chris Martz Weather @ChrisMartzWX

"If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking." George S. Patton

[Kellemora]

So TRUE!

[yogi]

Christian Picciolini @cpicciolini

In Putin's America, we fight corruption with more corruption.

[yogi]

Kurt Eichenwald @kurteichenwald

What's pathetic about Russian disinformation is this: All it takes to manipulate American electorate is to feed propaganda onto twitter and facebook anonymously. Both left & right fell for it.

Lesson: Unless you know PRECISELY who wrote it, ignore "facts" on social media.

[Kellemora]

I saw a meme a few days ago, a quote by Abraham Lincoln. "Not everything you read on Farcebook came from my lips."

[yogi]

The Resistance @NightlyPolitics

Trump is cutting:

$26,000,000,000 from Social Security.
$865,000,000,000 from Medicare.
$1,700,000,000,000 from Medicaid.

Vote like your life depends on it because it does.

[yogi]

IBM @IBM

Nobody likes problems. But why is that? Problems inspire us to fix things, change things, and make the world better. #SmartLovesProblems

[yogi]

Tater @TrueTorontoGirl

Customer Service Hotline:
Press 1 to speak to an idiot
Press 2 to be disconnected

[Kellemora]

I like the one "Press 1 for English" and you still get someone who can't speak English, hi hi.

[yogi]

Louise Mensch Retweeted
Jay Rouse
@JayRouseDC

Replying to
@LouiseMensch
The only thing in the middle of the road is roadkill

[yogi]

The Spectator Index @spectatorindex

School shootings since 2009.

US: 288
Mexico: 8
South Africa: 6
India: 5
Pakistan: 4
Nigeria: 4
Afghanistan: 3
Brazil: 2
Canada: 2
France: 1
China: 1
Russia: 1
Germany: 1
Turkey: 1
Japan: 0
Spain: 0
Italy: 0
UK: 0
Netherlands: 0
Australia: 0

[yogi]

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-Lola Retweeted
ceIestiaIs's avatar
ً @ceIestiaIs

MALE REINDEER LOSE THEIR ANTLERS IN WINTER AND FEMALES DONT THEREFORE SANTA’S SLEIGH IS PULLED BY A TEAM OF STRONG, POWERFUL, UNDERRATED WOMEN!!!! YOU GO, GIRLS!! I SEE YOU!!!!

[yogi]

ia Nacar Retweeted
alien skier @clichedout

SOCIETY: if it's sent by car let's call it a shipment

ME: what if it's sent by ship

SOCIETY: we'll call that cargo

[yogi]

SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity

Dual booting? Based on my experience more like duel booting amirite

[yogi]

Steven Beschloss @StevenBeschloss

Trump has been impeached for committing impeachable offenses. We have every reason to expect he will continue to commit impeachable offenses tomorrow, the day after and the day after that.

[Kellemora]

With not a single shred of evidence that would stand up in a LEGAL court of law!
It will never go through the Senate without supporting evidence of which their is none!
Just a bunch of cockroaches running when the light was turned on, trying to protect their thousands of illegal acts, and hold onto the faux power they think they have created for themselves.
You may have one the first lap, but the race is far from over!

[yogi]

MalwareTech @MalwareTechBlog

On any given day it's 50|50 whether I will cook a full meal from scratch or just eat raw spam directly from the can.

[Kellemora]

I have my daily routine which rarely changes on what I eat when, hi hi.
I never did like breakfast, but now have to eat something before I take my pills.
They say take with food.