The Chelsea flower show..

[tomsk]

ha,just kidding Chuck
my guts are a rumbling..
I 've got the smash hits..

[Icey]

Oh NOOOoooo!!! It's all that cheap crappy food you buy!

[tomsk]

it's not crappy,
it's reduced..

[Icey]

Mwhahahaha!!!! And WHY is it reduced? A) They can't sell it; B) It's almost out of date or "Eat by"; C) It's rubbish!

See? Any one of those could give you food poisoning ... or ..... deem it necessary to run to the toilet ......

No. Seriously, I was joking about your magnificent bargains. We never see anything like that round here.

[tomsk]

don't patronize me Maiden...
It is prudent to be frugal in the City..

(what a lot of cak I write!)

[Icey]

And I'm not patronising you. Why are you so touchy?

[tomsk]

I'm joking Icey..

[Icey]

I was also joking about the crap food. If I could buy things for those sort of prices, I'd be laughing. I mean, where sells things like that? Surely not Morrisons? I go in there, and I've never seen any.

[tomsk]

you have to in late about 1900hrs and fight with the other consumers!

[Icey]

Oh how nasty!!! : )

[tomsk]

No honestly I don't
but it's like a free for all...

[Icey]

Eeurgh ...... fancy pushing and shoving to get to a bargain basket or whatever!

I DO think you're lucky to get rolls, pies and whatever so cheaply though, and it's not as if it's just before closing time is it? Morrisons stay open until 10 pm round our way, but I wouldn't be out shopping at that time anyway. I bet you get all sorts of weirdos hanging about at that time of the day.

[tomsk]

like me yer cheeky beggar!

[Icey]

No, I didn't mean you. I meant homeless people, drunks, drug addicts - the sort who have nowhere else to go but to wander around.