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There once was a shop in the mall
I used it along with my pal.
We looked for a sale
up hill and down dale
and then watched The High chaparral
I used it along with my pal.
We looked for a sale
up hill and down dale
and then watched The High chaparral
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Was ... that YOURS Tomsk? That was ... perfect!!!!!! See? You've grasped it now!
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There was an old lady from Gwent.
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There was an old lady from Gwent.
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There was an old lady from Gwent
noted by all to be a bint
noted by all to be a bint
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There was an old lady from Gwent
noted by all to be a bint
She hurried away,
noted by all to be a bint
She hurried away,
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There was an old lady from Gwent
noted by all to be a bint
She hurried away,
while her bum did sway
noted by all to be a bint
She hurried away,
while her bum did sway
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There was an old lady from Gwent
noted by all to be a bint
She hurried away,
while her bum did sway
and instead of coming, she went!
noted by all to be a bint
She hurried away,
while her bum did sway
and instead of coming, she went!
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A certain young fellow named Ben
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A certain young fellow named Ben
played trumpets quite well now and then.
played trumpets quite well now and then.
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A certain young fellow named Ben
played trumpets quite well now and then.
His neighbors would groan
played trumpets quite well now and then.
His neighbors would groan
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A certain young fellow named Ben
played trumpets quite well now and then.
His neighbors would groan
at the baritone
played trumpets quite well now and then.
His neighbors would groan
at the baritone
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A certain young fellow named Ben
played trumpets quite well now and then.
His neighbors would groan
at the baritone
but together they made great zen.
played trumpets quite well now and then.
His neighbors would groan
at the baritone
but together they made great zen.
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A woman she fell off her horse.
Her husband wanted a divorce.
Her husband wanted a divorce.
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A woman she fell off her horse.
Her husband wanted a divorce.
Said he: "Pack your bags!"
Her husband wanted a divorce.
Said he: "Pack your bags!"
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A woman she fell off her horse.
Her husband wanted a divorce.
Said he: "Pack your bags!"
"Take with you the nags."
Her husband wanted a divorce.
Said he: "Pack your bags!"
"Take with you the nags."
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A woman she fell off her horse.
Her husband wanted a divorce.
Said he: "Pack your bags!"
"Take with you the nags."
Which sadly was par for the course.
Her husband wanted a divorce.
Said he: "Pack your bags!"
"Take with you the nags."
Which sadly was par for the course.
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I searched my inbox for email
and when I found none, I did wail.
I looked in the junk
and when I found none, I did wail.
I looked in the junk
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I searched my inbox for email
and when I found none, I did wail.
I looked in the junk
The task was a flunk,
and when I found none, I did wail.
I looked in the junk
The task was a flunk,