BFC Limericks (2)

[tomsk]

There once was a shop in the mall
I used it along with my pal.
We looked for a sale
up hill and down dale
and then watched The High chaparral

[Icey]

Was ... that YOURS Tomsk? That was ... perfect!!!!!! See? You've grasped it now!
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There was an old lady from Gwent.

[yogi]

There was an old lady from Gwent
noted by all to be a bint

[Icey]

There was an old lady from Gwent
noted by all to be a bint
She hurried away,

[yogi]

There was an old lady from Gwent
noted by all to be a bint
She hurried away,
while her bum did sway

[Icey]

There was an old lady from Gwent
noted by all to be a bint
She hurried away,
while her bum did sway
and instead of coming, she went!

[yogi]

A certain young fellow named Ben

[Icey]

A certain young fellow named Ben
played trumpets quite well now and then.

[yogi]

A certain young fellow named Ben
played trumpets quite well now and then.
His neighbors would groan

[Icey]

A certain young fellow named Ben
played trumpets quite well now and then.
His neighbors would groan
at the baritone

[yogi]

A certain young fellow named Ben
played trumpets quite well now and then.
His neighbors would groan
at the baritone
but together they made great zen.

[Icey]

A woman she fell off her horse.

[yogi]

A woman she fell off her horse.
Her husband wanted a divorce.

[Icey]

A woman she fell off her horse.
Her husband wanted a divorce.
Said he: "Pack your bags!"

[yogi]

A woman she fell off her horse.
Her husband wanted a divorce.
Said he: "Pack your bags!"
"Take with you the nags."

[Icey]

A woman she fell off her horse.
Her husband wanted a divorce.
Said he: "Pack your bags!"
"Take with you the nags."
Which sadly was par for the course.

[yogi]

I searched my inbox for email

[Icey]

I searched my inbox for email
and when I found none, I did wail.

[yogi]

I searched my inbox for email
and when I found none, I did wail.
I looked in the junk

[Icey]

I searched my inbox for email
and when I found none, I did wail.
I looked in the junk
The task was a flunk,