BFC Limericks (2)

[Icey]

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A man sported long purple hair

[yogi]

Tomsk: I highly recommend that you study this thread --> http://neo.brainformation.com/viewtopic ... 39&t=15032
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A man sported long purple hair
His wife colored it on a dare.

[Icey]

A man sported long purple hair
His wife colored it on a dare.
His toe nails were blue

[tomsk]

A man sported long purple hair
His wife colored it on a dare.
His toe nails were blue
his heels were maroon

[yogi]

A man sported long purple hair
His wife colored it on a dare.
His toe nails were blue
And not made of glue

[Icey]

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A man sported long purple hair
His wife colored it on a dare.
His toe nails were blue
And not made of glue
The view of the hue made you stare!

[tomsk]

next one please?

[Icey]

Your turn, sausage .... 8 syllables and just one line ......
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[tomsk]

There was a young man from Kew

[Icey]

ALMOST, Tomsk, almost - but it'll do ....
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There was a young man from Kew
who fancied a big dish of stew.

[tomsk]

There was a young man from Kew
who fancied a big dish of stew.
He threw in some chillies

[Icey]

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There was a young man from Kew
who fancied a big dish of stew.
He threw in some chillies
and water lilies

[yogi]

There was a young man from Kew
who fancied a big dish of stew.
He threw in some chillies
and water lilies
he put in some frog legs too.

[Icey]

A woman was tending her sheep

[yogi]

A woman was tending her sheep
Their chops she intended to keep.

[Icey]

A woman was tending her sheep
Their chops she intended to keep.
Said she: "The rest's tripe"

[tomsk]

A woman was tending her sheep
Their chops she intended to keep.
Said she: "The rest's tripe
and went into the night

[Icey]

A woman was tending her sheep
Their chops she intended to keep.
Said she: "The rest's tripe
and went into the night
Then dreamed of a stew in her sleep.

[yogi]

There was an old gal at the pub

[Icey]

There was an old gal at the pub
Whose ciggies the law made her stub.