BFC Limericks (2)
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A man sported long purple hair
His wife colored it on a dare.
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A man sported long purple hair
His wife colored it on a dare.
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A man sported long purple hair
His wife colored it on a dare.
His toe nails were blue
His wife colored it on a dare.
His toe nails were blue
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A man sported long purple hair
His wife colored it on a dare.
His toe nails were blue
his heels were maroon
His wife colored it on a dare.
His toe nails were blue
his heels were maroon
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A man sported long purple hair
His wife colored it on a dare.
His toe nails were blue
And not made of glue
His wife colored it on a dare.
His toe nails were blue
And not made of glue
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A man sported long purple hair
His wife colored it on a dare.
His toe nails were blue
And not made of glue
The view of the hue made you stare!
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Your turn, sausage .... 8 syllables and just one line ......
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There was a young man from Kew
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ALMOST, Tomsk, almost - but it'll do ....
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There was a young man from Kew
who fancied a big dish of stew.
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There was a young man from Kew
who fancied a big dish of stew.
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There was a young man from Kew
who fancied a big dish of stew.
He threw in some chillies
who fancied a big dish of stew.
He threw in some chillies
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There was a young man from Kew
who fancied a big dish of stew.
He threw in some chillies
and water lilies
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There was a young man from Kew
who fancied a big dish of stew.
He threw in some chillies
and water lilies
he put in some frog legs too.
who fancied a big dish of stew.
He threw in some chillies
and water lilies
he put in some frog legs too.
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A woman was tending her sheep
Their chops she intended to keep.
Their chops she intended to keep.
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A woman was tending her sheep
Their chops she intended to keep.
Said she: "The rest's tripe"
Their chops she intended to keep.
Said she: "The rest's tripe"
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A woman was tending her sheep
Their chops she intended to keep.
Said she: "The rest's tripe
and went into the night
Their chops she intended to keep.
Said she: "The rest's tripe
and went into the night
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A woman was tending her sheep
Their chops she intended to keep.
Said she: "The rest's tripe
and went into the night
Then dreamed of a stew in her sleep.
Their chops she intended to keep.
Said she: "The rest's tripe
and went into the night
Then dreamed of a stew in her sleep.
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There was an old gal at the pub