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yogi · Post by **yogi** » 23 Mar 2015, 15:41

there was queer named John
who sat there and pondered upon
the meaning of life

Icey · Post by **Icey** » 23 Mar 2015, 20:05

there was queer named John
who sat there and pondered upon
the meaning of life
So he took a wife,

yogi · Post by **yogi** » 24 Mar 2015, 14:02

there was queer named John
who sat there and pondered upon
the meaning of life
So he took a wife,
All of which makes me yawn.

Icey · Post by **Icey** » 24 Mar 2015, 17:36

A man had a puppet for sale,

yogi · Post by **yogi** » 25 Mar 2015, 23:51

A man had a puppet for sale,
He got it from a man in jail.

Icey · Post by **Icey** » 26 Mar 2015, 21:47

A man had a puppet for sale,
He got it from a man in jail.
"Look beneath," said he,

yogi · Post by **yogi** » 26 Mar 2015, 23:38

A man had a puppet for sale,
He got it from a man in jail.
"Look beneath," said he,
"Tell me what you see."

Icey · Post by **Icey** » 27 Mar 2015, 00:17

A man had a puppet for sale,
He got it from a man in jail.
"Look beneath," said he,
"Tell me what you see."
'Twas a key he'd made while on bail.

tomsk · Post by **tomsk** » 27 Mar 2015, 01:36

There was a Man from New York

yogi · Post by **yogi** » 27 Mar 2015, 04:43

There was a Man from New York
He vowed never to eat pork

tomsk · Post by **tomsk** » 27 Mar 2015, 05:26

There was a Man from New York
He vowed never to eat pork
Though it wasn't religion

yogi · Post by **yogi** » 27 Mar 2015, 22:33

There was a Man from New York
He vowed never to eat pork
Though it wasn't religion
He did eat pigeon

Icey · Post by **Icey** » 27 Mar 2015, 23:14

There was a Man from New York
He vowed never to eat pork
Though it wasn't religion
He did eat pigeon
and thereafter had a strange walk.

tomsk · Post by **tomsk** » 28 Mar 2015, 01:55

Maestro bards!

There was a girl called Annie

Icey · Post by **Icey** » 28 Mar 2015, 02:47

There was a girl called Annie
who had a big nose like granny.

tomsk · Post by **tomsk** » 28 Mar 2015, 04:38

There was a girl called Annie
who had a big nose like granny.
She would hideaway

yogi · Post by **yogi** » 28 Mar 2015, 11:19

There was a girl called Annie
who had a big nose like granny.
She would hideaway
in a stack of hay

Icey · Post by **Icey** » 28 Mar 2015, 15:11

There was a girl called Annie
who had a big nose like granny.
She would hideaway
in a stack of hay
Her hair matched the bales - uncanny!

yogi · Post by **yogi** » 28 Mar 2015, 15:12

Sardines in the morning are good

tomsk · Post by **tomsk** » 28 Mar 2015, 20:01

(They are!?)

Sardines in the morning are good
they taste bettter than they should

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