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BFC Limericks

Post by forumadmin » 15 Mar 2015, 06:48

This is the continuation of our old familiar game from nBF.

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Re: BFC Limericks

Post by Icey » 15 Mar 2015, 15:08

There was a young lady from Leeds

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Post by yogi » 15 Mar 2015, 18:44

There was a young lady from Leeds
Her garden had too many weeds

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Re: BFC Limericks

Post by Icey » 15 Mar 2015, 20:32

There was a young lady from Leeds
Her garden had too many weeds
She laboured and dug,

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Post by yogi » 16 Mar 2015, 19:27

There was a young lady from Leeds
Her garden had too many weeds
She laboured and dug,
She did pluck and tug

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Re: BFC Limericks

Post by Icey » 17 Mar 2015, 13:03

There was a young lady from Leeds
Her garden had too many weeds
She laboured and dug,
She did pluck and tug
But sadly pulled out all her seeds.

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Re: BFC Limericks

Post by yogi » 18 Mar 2015, 08:08

I once rode a horse to the fair

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Post by Icey » 18 Mar 2015, 09:44

I once rode a horse to the fair
then sold it for money, I swear.

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Re: BFC Limericks

Post by yogi » 18 Mar 2015, 10:44

I once rode a horse to the fair
then sold it for money, I swear.
I tried to get back

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Re: BFC Limericks

Post by Icey » 18 Mar 2015, 15:12

I once rode a horse to the fair
then sold it for money, I swear.
I tried to get back
- collapsed on the track -

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Re: BFC Limericks

Post by yogi » 18 Mar 2015, 15:27

I once rode a horse to the fair
then sold it for money, I swear.
I tried to get back
- collapsed on the track
then looked for another old mare.

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Re: BFC Limericks

Post by Icey » 18 Mar 2015, 17:46

:clap:
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A man felt a massive desire

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Re: BFC Limericks

Post by yogi » 18 Mar 2015, 23:42

A man felt a massive desire
To set a black cat on fire

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Re: BFC Limericks

Post by Icey » 19 Mar 2015, 12:37

A man felt a massive desire
To set a black cat on fire
It smouldered and stunk,

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Post by yogi » 19 Mar 2015, 13:06

A man felt a massive desire
To set a black cat on fire
It smouldered and stunk,
but then he was drunk

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Re: BFC Limericks

Post by Icey » 19 Mar 2015, 16:16

A man felt a massive desire
To set a black cat on fire
It smouldered and stunk,
but then he was drunk
and found that the "cat" was a tyre.

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Re: BFC Limericks

Post by tomsk » 19 Mar 2015, 16:30

You two are bloody good at this.. :clap: :lol:

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Re: BFC Limericks

Post by Icey » 19 Mar 2015, 16:37

Plenty of practice! : )

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Re: BFC Limericks

Post by yogi » 19 Mar 2015, 18:50

Join in Tomsk - everyone is welcome
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Re: BFC Limericks

Post by tomsk » 19 Mar 2015, 21:36

There was a young Lady called Vikki,
Who sat down on something sticky,
(help!)

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