BFC Limericks

[Icey]

I sat on a gnat in a hat
amazed that it didn't squash flat.
The bug was incensed
when shrinkage commenced

[yogi]

I sat on a gnat in a hat
amazed that it didn't squash flat.
The bug was incensed
when shrinkage commenced
and I said to it, "that is that."

[Icey]

A happy young chappie from Rome

[yogi]

A happy young chappie from Rome
searched the landscape for a lawn gnome.

[Icey]

A happy young chappie from Rome
searched the landscape for a lawn gnome.
He found one, quite small,

[yogi]

A happy young chappie from Rome
searched the landscape for a lawn gnome.
He found one, quite small,
and had a huge brawl

[tomsk]

A happy young chappie from Rome
searched the landscape for a lawn gnome.
He found one, quite small,
and had a huge brawl
and through him over the wall.

[Icey]

Splutter!!!
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There was an old woman from Brent,

[imhotep the 2nd]

There was an old woman from Brent,
Who finally quit smoking during Lent





( if my part doesn't sound right, feel free to adjust it)

[Icey]

There was an old woman from Brent,
Who quit on the smokes during Lent.

[yogi]

There was an old woman from Brent,
Who quit on the smokes during Lent.
The bishop would pray

[Icey]

There was an old woman from Brent,
Who quit on the smokes during Lent.
The bishop would pray
nought wafted his way

[tomsk]

There was an old woman from Brent,
Who quit on the smokes during Lent.
The bishop would pray
nought wafted his way
he lived in the presbetery in Kent



There was a young fellow named Reg

[Icey]

A woman she lived in a shoe,

[yogi]

A woman she lived in a shoe,
Her forehead was covered with goo.

[tomsk]

There was a young fellow named Reg !!!!1

[Icey]

No, no Tomsk ...... see above your post. A limerick's already in progress ....... your new one can come afterwards! : )
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A woman she lived in a shoe,
Her forehead was covered with goo.
It stuck to her hair,

[yogi]

A woman she lived in a shoe,
Her forehead was covered with goo.
It stuck to her hair,
and smelled like a bear

[tomsk]

you two are jolly good.

[Icey]

A woman she lived in a shoe,
Her forehead was covered with goo.
It stuck to her hair,
and smelled like a bear
It went for the rest of her too.
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Now you can go Tomsk!
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