BFC Limericks

[Icey]

Sardines in the morning are good
they taste bettter than they should
With plenty of oil,

[tomsk]

Sardines in the morning are good
they taste bettter than they should
With plenty of oil,
and a buttered roll

[Icey]

Sardines in the morning are good
they taste bettter than they should
With plenty of oil,
and a buttered roll
the pilchards're misunderstood.

[tomsk]

oh brilliant, I thought I landed you in the soup!

[forumadmin]

Sir Tomsk - you need to contribute a line of poetry with each reply.

[yogi]

I went to Peking for a duck

[tomsk]

I went to Peking for a duck
but on arriving I was out of luck

[Icey]

Try and do 8 syllables in the 1st, 2nd and last lines, T.
It makes it more tricky to fit the words in and shows
what thought's gone into it.
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I went to Peking for a duck
but on arriving I was out of luck
With crispy thin skin,

[yogi]

yeah, what Icey said
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I went to Peking for a duck
but on arriving I was out of luck
With crispy thin skin,
and a cup of gin

[Icey]

I went to Peking for a duck
but on arriving I was out of luck
With crispy thin skin,
and a cup of gin
I was drunk, and still got no pluck.

[yogi]

I met a farmer without shoes

[Icey]

I met a farmer without shoes
His poor toe nails he thought he'd lose.

[yogi]

I met a farmer without shoes
His poor toe nails he thought he'd lose.
He watched where he stepped

[Icey]

I met a farmer without shoes
His poor toe nails he thought he'd lose.
He watched where he stepped
In slippers he slept,

[yogi]

I met a farmer without shoes
His poor toe nails he thought he'd lose.
He watched where he stepped
In slippers he slept,
after drinking a pint of booze.

[Icey]

A woman was niggly as hell,

[yogi]

A woman was niggly as hell,
She pestered most angels as well

[Icey]

A woman was niggly as hell,
She pestered most angels as well
God frowned at her mood,

[yogi]

A woman was niggly as hell,
She pestered most angels as well
God frowned at her mood,
They had a big feud,

[Icey]

A woman was niggly as hell,
She pestered most angels as well
God frowned at her mood,
They had a big feud,
from heaven he did her propel.