Murphy's Laws

[yogi]

Murphy’s First Law:
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

Murphy’s Second Law:
Nothing is as easy as it looks.

Murphy’s Third Law:
Everything takes longer than you think it will.

Murphy’s Fourth Law:
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.

Corollary to Murphy’s Fourth Law:
If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.

Murphy’s Fifth Law:
If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

Murphy’s Sixth Law:
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.

Murphy’s Seventh Law:
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

Murphy’s Eighth Law:
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Murphy’s Ninth Law:
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

Murphy’s Tenth Law:
Mother nature is a bitch.

Murphy’s Eleventh Law:
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

Murphy’s Twelfth Law:
Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.

Murphy’s Thirteenth Law:
Every solution breeds new problems.

Murphy’s Fourteenth Law:
If anything can’t go wrong on its own, someone will make it go wrong.

[Kellemora]

Good Ole Murph Almighty, hi hi.

[yogi]

I didn't realize there were so many laws attributed to Murphy. It's amazing.