Murphy’s First Law:
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
Murphy’s Second Law:
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Murphy’s Third Law:
Everything takes longer than you think it will.
Murphy’s Fourth Law:
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
Corollary to Murphy’s Fourth Law:
If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
Murphy’s Fifth Law:
If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
Murphy’s Sixth Law:
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
Murphy’s Seventh Law:
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
Murphy’s Eighth Law:
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Murphy’s Ninth Law:
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
Murphy’s Tenth Law:
Mother nature is a bitch.
Murphy’s Eleventh Law:
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Murphy’s Twelfth Law:
Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
Murphy’s Thirteenth Law:
Every solution breeds new problems.
Murphy’s Fourteenth Law:
If anything can’t go wrong on its own, someone will make it go wrong.
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Re: Murphy's Laws
Good Ole Murph Almighty, hi hi.
Re: Murphy's Laws
I didn't realize there were so many laws attributed to Murphy. It's amazing.