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pilvikki
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tesco horse...

Post by pilvikki » 23 Nov 2017, 15:43

where's tom anyway?




In the UK, some supermarkets have admitted that there is horse meat in their home cooked burgers.

Even places like Burger King have had to admit that there are
“small amounts” of horse meat in their burgers.

- “I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse...... I guess Tesco just listened!

- Anyone want a burger from Tesco? Yay or neigh?

- Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle.

- Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger. So I had £5 each way!

- Had some burgers from Tesco for my tea last night ... I still have a bit between my teeth.

- A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco. Her condition is said to be stable.

- Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn.

- "I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer ... AND THEY'RE OFF!"

- Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.

- Said to the missus, These Tesco burgers give me the trots....

- "To beef or not to beef, that is equestrian".....

- A cow walks into a bar. Barman says, "Why the long face?" Cow says "Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!"

- I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres.

- These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit....Talk about flogging a dead horse.

- At first I thought, “Oh great, I’ve been saddled with another email to forward, but something spurred me on.”

- Last night the wife made meatloaf, so I had dinner with two nags.

- Since they’re selling the meat wrapped in plastic, is that technically a “Trojan Horse?”

- Instead of choosing “rare, medium or well done, it’s now Win, Place or Show”

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Kellemora
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Re: tesco horse...

Post by Kellemora » 23 Nov 2017, 15:49

GROAN!

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Re: tesco horse...

Post by yogi » 23 Nov 2017, 16:50

Punny, but I hear there is nothing wrong with horse meant for human consumption.

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Re: tesco horse...

Post by pilvikki » 23 Nov 2017, 17:10

i understand it's a very strong flavour, to go with the dark colouring. it's sold in supermarkets here, but we don't buy it as punkin thinks it's an insult to the breed after having served us so well...

i just don't fancy it myself at. conditioning, i guess. tried goat. the smell made me feel ill.... bunnies? nope. didn't like the flavour... etc.

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Re: tesco horse...

Post by yogi » 23 Nov 2017, 17:27

Dark meat you say? Hmmm Think I'll stick with chicken boobs.

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Re: tesco horse...

Post by pilvikki » 23 Nov 2017, 17:41

:facepalm:

:lol: :lol:

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