anyway, chitchat and chitchat and 'see this table?' indicating the coffee table 'it had a nasty cigarette burn in it, so i painted the top black. i also cut the legs so it works as a coffee table.'
more chitchat.
'say, ever heard of alvar aalto, one of the world's most renown furniture designers? so much copied that now you think school, ikea or hospital when you see any of his furniture.'
really? so robert hits the net and then points to a table: 'see, that's what it looked like, with the dovetail corners and that stamp on the bottom.'
you... you... painted an aalto table... and... and... cut the legs....
