LOL!

[pilvikki]

Irene, the church gossip, and self appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people’s business. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.
She made a mistake, however, when she accused John, a new church member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town’s only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told John, and several others, that everyone seeing it there would know exactly what he was doing.
John, a man of few words, stared at her for a few moments and just turned and walked away. He didn’t explain, defend, or deny! He said nothing!
Later that evening, John quietly parked his pickup in front of Irene’s house …. walked home …. and left it there all night.

[yogi]

I can see that happening in small towns. Good for John. LOL

[tomsk]

serve her right!